I am a huge fan of the Black Dagger Brotherhood series. It’s one of my all time favorite vampire series because it’s so unique. The Brothers are over the top, bad ass and they always go big. But I sometimes get impatient waiting for the next book in the series, and a vixen can only re-read the sexy scenes stories so many times before she starts jonsein’ for a BDB fix. So, I’ve taken to making up my own BDB stories to get me through the dry spells. I thought, in honor of the Lover Mine release on April 27th, I would share with you my follow up to Z and Bella’s story. Make yourself comfortable, and enjoy.
Z and Bella have settled into married life and like every newly married couple, they’ve hit a few bumps in the road. They’re taking things day by day but life in the mansion can get stressful and take it’s toll. Being a sexy ass vamp and rockin’ hot shellan just isn’t all it’s cracked up to be sometimes. So…
In the Brotherhood Mansion somewhere in Caldwell, New York…
Z: Damn Bella, you’re HUGE!
Bella: Look Z, I’ve been going through a lot. Life with you is not easy and I like chocolate, you do the math. Lay off me man.
Z: Sit down here so I can see you at least.
Bella: Why, what could you possibly have to say to me? We never talk anymore. You’re so distant!
Z: I don’t know Bella. I’m just—look, here’s the sitch. I’m going through some stuff too man. I went through a lot back in the day. I’ve got issues. (only I’m not hitting the chocolate like some people around here) *rolls eyes*
Bella: I feel like I don’t know you anymore Z.
Z: My head is all screwed up Bella. I gotta find a way to blow off some steam. Poppin’ a cap in a lesser’s ass and drinking a 40 just isn’t doing it for me any more. I had to find another way to work this shit out.
Bella: Oh sweet Virgin, Z. No! You haven’t found someone else have you?
Z: No Bella, no, I would never. I love you man. Shit, I’d sooner shoot my own leg off…no wait, that’s Phury. But anyway, no Bella. Here’s the thing. I’ve been wearing women’s clothes. It soothes me. Puts me in a happy place. I’m not no pansy ass bitch, but there’s just something about the feel of silky panties against my…well, you get the picture.
Bella: What? Women’s clothes? Dear Virgin of the Fade. Z.
Z: Check out this sweet number I just picked up.
Bella: What the…Is that a Chole original from the Stella McCartney spring line? No effing way!!
Z: You know it baby, only the best.
Z: And you know I’ve always loved to sing. Well, you know the business trips I’ve been taking? I uh…I’ve been going to Vegas to cross dresser conventions where I am a well know cabaret entertainer named Trhixie. Shit Bella, I finally feel like I fit in. This is it for me.
Bella: Well is that right Mr. Bad-Ass, I-Wear-A-Dress and sing like a priss? Well I’ve got some news for you!
Bella: Yeah, that’s right, while you’ve been out doing god knows what, I’ve been hanging around in a little town in the Pacific North West with a certain sparkly vampire. That’s right. You drove me to it Z! You’re never home. Edward and I, well…he’s kind of a pansy ass but shit, he sparkles in the sun!!
Z: I’m going to KILL him Bella, KILL HIM!!!
Bella: Phewf, Z, is that your bonding scent? Or do you need Fritz to buy you more deodorant?
Z: Bella, I love you. We can work this out. That sparkly asshole is dust! Please say you’ll forgive me and have me back.
Bella: Oh, Z, you are everything to me. Forgive me for being lured by the shiny one. Let’s go shopping! They’re having a huge sale at Victoria’s Secret and I know just the thing that will compliment that huge scar across your face.
And they lived happily ever after. Until I start jonsein’ for another episode of BDB Vixen Style.
Ok, I hope you enjoyed my little fan fic version of “Z and Bella Married Life”. If not, I’m sorry. (I’m not) But just to make sure you leave here happy, I’ve got a signed copy of Lover Mine to giveaway to one lucky commenter. All you have to do is leave me a comment here. Tell me anything you want. We’re all family here. Just don’t fart or put your feet on the furniture ok?
Contest is open to all and will run until Saturday, April 24th, I’ll announce the winner on Sunday. Contest is over, thanks to all who entered!
Once you’ve left your comment, be sure to head over to Smexy Books, if you haven’t already, and check out her BDB skit (V and Butch get their HEA together). She has a signed copy of Lover Mine to giveaway too!
Stop by KatieBabs blog over at Babbling About Books And More tomorrow, she’ll have a fun BDB post up as well with a giveaway.
Tell your friends now (tweet tweet), the more that merrier I always say.
Read my review of Lover Mine.