Most of us e-Reader owners are passionate about our devices. I personally adore my Kindle. I’ve dressed her up in a pretty skin, I tuck her in to sleep at night in a lovely leather sleeve with a soft and supple lining and I go all mother-bear on anyone who comes near her without my express permission. I love her and so I decided she needed a name.
When I first got my Kindle she was all pure and white as the driven snow. Look at her all chaste and untouched.
However, due to the vast amount of smut available in e-book format, my pure, sweet little Kindle became well and truly debauched in no time. Don’t get me wrong, she’s still the apple of my eye, I don’t judge. Especially since I’m the one responsible for debauching her.
So anyway, my little lovey needed a name and one day it just came to me. Chaste and lovely…well and truly debauched. Yes, I had the perfect name for my little e-reader.
Ladies and gentleman, may I present to you…
Miss Chastity D. Bauched.
Yes, that’s my girl. I’m thinking of buying her a new skin soon. Maybe something a little more feminine? Pink maybe? We’ll see, if she’s good.
So e-Reader lovers, I know you’ve named your e-reader right? Let’s hear it. What clever names have you come up with? I’m dying to know.