Most of us e-Reader owners are passionate about our devices. I personally adore my Kindle. I’ve dressed her up in a pretty skin, I tuck her in to sleep at night in a lovely leather sleeve with a soft and supple lining and I go all mother-bear on anyone who comes near her without my express permission. I love her and so I decided she needed a name.
When I first got my Kindle she was all pure and white as the driven snow. Look at her all chaste and untouched.
However, due to the vast amount of smut available in e-book format, my pure, sweet little Kindle became well and truly debauched in no time. Don’t get me wrong, she’s still the apple of my eye, I don’t judge. Especially since I’m the one responsible for debauching her.
So anyway, my little lovey needed a name and one day it just came to me. Chaste and lovely…well and truly debauched. Yes, I had the perfect name for my little e-reader.
Ladies and gentleman, may I present to you…
Miss Chastity D. Bauched.
Yes, that’s my girl. I’m thinking of buying her a new skin soon. Maybe something a little more feminine? Pink maybe? We’ll see, if she’s good.
So e-Reader lovers, I know you’ve named your e-reader right? Let’s hear it. What clever names have you come up with? I’m dying to know.
About FV Sophia
She is so pretty in her dress! im sure you'll have all the boy kindles calling for her soon =D
Aww, she's very pretty! and very clean
She's so pretty! I think she'd look great in pink too. I just got a Nook a few days ago…my first eReader. She doesn't have a name yet, but she does have a lovely red leather house to live in!
Aww…she's purty all dressed up! Cute name too!
I just got mine gussied up and lookin' good with a new skin and a new cover. She is "my Precious" and I don't let anyone near her either…
ohhhh pretty Lady! I love her name, it's perfect lol
Bahhh it should say something about me that my eReader is MALE! And of course I've named him…He's called..don't laugh… Trent Clayton Barrons. LOL *pets the beast*
Sparkly–We've had a few boy e-readers calling but they were all looking for the Nook(ie) bwhahahahahahahah
Leilani–Yep, she fresh.
Diana–Congrats on the Nook. You must name her now.
Lisa–Thanks!
pattepoilue–Love that name!! I love that you call it the beast too!! Very funny.
Patti–Oh a new skin and cover? Very nice.
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I have a NOOK, and I named her Drama Queen (Google, Blogger, Myspace, etc. profiles) and I use my fave illustration from "Through the Looking Glass", Alice holding her head and crown as she's created a White Queen, as my wallpaper with other Alice illustrations as the screensaver. Naturally, then, I had to purchase for her (along with the leather Chesterton Coffee colored cover) the 'Alice' cover. It's paper colored and has a reproduction of the first page of "Alice in Wonderland" on the front.
Drama Queen–Oh I love the Alice in Wonderland theme. What a great idea. I must see a pic!
I named my nook "The Enabler".
Janicu–Perfect name!
Will do, Vixen – give me a few…
I don't have a cover for mine yet but my youngest sister helped me pick a name. My Kindle is called…. Bookalicious
I want to play dress up with Mrs. Easy Peasy! Are Kindle skins like stickers or can you swap 'em out….
P.S. Both my sisters are in town and staying with me…I had nightmares last night where my younger sis accidentally spilled water all over my kindle. Hand to god I woke up in the middle of the night and checked on my…..Kindle!
I lucked out and got two kindles for X-mas.
My K2 was named Mrs. Boo D. Licious, but I changed it to Mrs. Sauhcy Minhx, 'cause I liked that better. She holds mainly all my m/f smutty smut. My DX is name Mr. Gabriel XXX P. Star, which holds all of my m/m and 'other' combos of extreme smutty smut. 
I lubs them soo verah much!!
Love it!!!! **big cheesy grin**
Have a great weekend honey.. and Ms. Chastity!
All of my favorite electronics are named after Charmed. My phone is Phoebe, my laptop is Piper, my car is Prue (because she's a bitch & so's my car), and my Kindle is Paige (get it? Paige=page). I know, I'm a dork. But I have fun with it! =)
I'm gonna get Paige a pretty skin & a cover. I'm afraid she's gonna get hurt in my purse with all the stuff that Monkey throws in there (I found a Kid's meal Iron Man 2 toy in there the other day), so I want to protect my girl.
MamaKitty
I didn't have a name as I don't tend to name electronic devices but I succumbed to the *peer pressure* and with little creativity my e-reader will henceforth be called Mini
But I'm still sticking to my not naming story because it's a BeBook Mini LOL
Mini doesn't have a skin (I don't think the make them for Bebook Minis) but she (YES Mini is a she!) does have a beautiful light brown cover that keeps her warm and cozy when not tending to my reading cravings and as of 30 minutes ago she has a nice piece of jewelry called KANDLE that enables her to light my book in the middle of the night and enables me to lose even more sleep because of my reading addiction…
e-booklover–great name, love it!
KC–we should totally get Ms. Easy Peasy and Miss Chastity D. Bauched together to play dress up. It'll be fun!
Fereshia–2 Kindles? omg. Awesome!
Cecile–I knew you'd approve.
MK–I love that you named all your 'stuff' after Charmed. Paige is the best LOL
Pearl–Glad I could peer pressure you. It's what I'm here for. LOL
Hey FV – well, you already know mine's a boy (aka 'Nookie'), and judging from the fact there is nothing but yummy, smutty m/m books on him, he has a decided preference for other boys. And if he didn't before I got a hold of him, he does now. LOL.
I think Chastity would look great in something black and shiny. She seems the type to wear a black latex mini dress.
Vixen asked, so here it is – you can see my NOOK at my little blog, jmattesonhughes.blogspot.com
Love your kindle's look and name!
I actually still have to get my ereader a name *sigh* I'm so shilly-shally. KC suggested I should do a blogpost about it and call for help. Maybe it's about time I do that…
Ava–Hmmm, a black latex mini dress? Well, since I can't pull that off, perhaps Chastity should be the one to do it.
DQ–I'll swing by and take a look!
Janna–Yes, your reader really needs a name. I like the idea of putting out a call for help
I see you are bonding with your baby….
I had a name for mine even before I bought it – Fitzroy…
Oh how I wuv him/it….
Love your girl Skin, welcome to the new world Ms Chastity, you'll be in great demand..
E.H>
Miss Chastity is great, lol
And I love Paige from Mama Kitty, I'm a Charmed fan also.
I have been thinking about this and because my boyfriend says i'm having an affair on him with my kindle I have to come up with a hot boy name
haven't thought of one yet I want it just come to me.
awww she is pretty!
Oh man… never thought to name mine. Love your name. I might need some suggestions. My Sony Pocket has a decal like this: http://www.decalgirl.com/item.view/38598 (place I got it from too and yep, they have girly ones there). I was thinking more werewolf type stuff and it had the added plus of looking like my malemute. So… any ideas?
Your Kindle name makes me giggle
I don't have a name for mine yet..nothing has stood out….
You actually made me ponder on a name…I thought about it since December 2009 and finally, just today, have come up with one LOL It's Ms. Paradisa; Guardian of my Smutty Heaven. And why is that you ask?? Well, my e-reader contains 95% erotica LOL I hardly have any other genre on my e-reader
LOL Leontine!! I think a lot of us e-reader fans have a nice stock of smut now. Isn't technology great?
Oh yes, technology is great!
Quickie follow-up – over at my personal blog you can see the details [jmattesonhughes.blogspot.com] – but I read so much I 'broke' my NOOK! That, or the volume of smut it houses is so great that my hands won't let it go and caused the exterior damage… LOL
They're sending me a new one. Happy digital reload to me, eh?!