Sexy Ass Bitches

I found this cool little tool that will analyze and rate your blog so naturally I gave it a whirl. Boy was I surprised to see my rating. Who knew I was a bad girl with a filthy blog? I’m even badder (badder?) because I kind of like that sound of that. Bad girl with a filthy blog. I feel like I need to put that on some Facebook flair or something.

The reason for my R-rating is I have said "sexy" seven times, "ass" two times, and "bitches" one time. Great, now I’ve said "sexy" eight times, "ass" three times, and "bitches" twice. Oh no! Now I’ve said…crap, I’ll never recover my reputation. I’m doomed. May as well change my name to the Porn Vixen and get a web cam. Crap! I said porn!…and crap!! Lawdy have mercy.

Go rate your blog and see if you’re bad girl with a filthy blog like me!

About FV Sophia

Sophia founded Fiction Vixen in 2009. She loves urban fantasy, paranormal, historical and contemporary romance. She is a wife, mom, coffee drinker, iPhone addict, Kindle lover, and a bunch of other stuff too. Most importantly, she's a firm believer in Happy Ever After. Find Sophia on Twitter || GoodReads || Facebook

Comments

  1. Congratulations?

    Rated R, my ass.

  2. Too funny! It's a never ending cycle, huh?

  3. You dirty girl, you!!!

    I got rated R too. I said "dead" 6 times, "sex" 2 times and "bitches" once (I did?).

  4. You go girl ….. join the gang, there's a whole bunch of us with dirty dirty blogs..

    Welcome…

    E.H>

  5. Great link. I'm totally bummed, I'm PG, lol. I need to sex up things a bit apparently.

  6. FG, yes, definitely sex it up if you want to hang with the dirty girls LOL.

  7. I just did my blog and got marked for mentioning death 3 times. Death??? Come on.

    But I'm still PG as well, so tomorrow my post is going to be about Crappy Porn Bitches with Sexy Asses.

  8. Stephanie-Too funny! I'm checking your blog tomorrow. Crappy Porn Bitches with Sexy Asses exposed! LOL

  9. OMG, yeah I've got one up on my blog too and I've got NC 17, which means no one is allowed under 17 *rolls eyes*

    I even have c*ck, gay s*x et cetera on blog. Oh Oh, I am so wicked *insert sarcasm*

  10. New follower here… this is so much fun rating your blog. I found you through Fantasy Dreamer's Post. :)

  11. Something's wrong here. First, my blog is named Dirty Sexy Books, so right there, you know that half the trollers I get are looking for porn (too bad I disappointment). Second, I curse like a sailor in half my posts. You know what? They gave me a G rating! Are they out of their minds? Anyway, thanks for the entertaining link. I had fun, but I think they're full of shit.

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