Happy Friday!!
Random Friday is a little brief this week. I blame my new bread maker. Isn’t she pretty?
I’m not much of a break eater, it makes me really sleepy. While I love sleep, I’m not a fan of bread induced coma. But my hubby and kids love it (the bread, not the coma), and I like gadgets so I got one. This is my inaugural loaf. I know, it’s huge. The bread maker and I need to get to know one another. I also made a loaf that came out totally flat. It’s ok, it was still delicious. But anyway, I’ve eaten more bread that I usually do and…what was my point again? Moving on.
Sex From Barrons’ Point of View AUDIO
via: Karen Marie Moning’s website
Do you all remember the Barrons POV sex scene that Karen Marie Moning posted on her website a while back? If you read it, you remember it. 
It’s been recorded by Fever Series narrators, Phil Gigante and Natalie Ross and KMM is selling it for $1.99 on her website. Here is what she says:
The Alpha Alternative download includes a scorching hot 30-minute audio recording of the sex scene I wrote from Jericho Barrons’ point of view, plus a PDF download of the text for your eReaders and computers.
I’m not gonna lie, the narrators are not my favorite. I’m also not gonna lie and say I’m going to take a pass on this one. I can’t help it, I’m buying it. What? It’s Barrons!
My latest twitter follow: David Voth @SexCigarsBooze
Because he tweets stuff like this, and there’s plenty more to laugh at in his Twitter stream. Disclaimer: This is not my Twitter account and I have no control over what this person tweets. Do not hunt me down and burn me at the stake if @SexCigarsBooze tweets something you don’t like. I dislike being burned at the stake. It sucks. And hurts. And there is much smoke and I don’t smoke.
If you’ve been reading Fiction Vixen since forevah, you might remember a couple of years ago when I invited a few friends to share their real life love stories during the month of February in celebration of Valentines day. There is one post from that series that just keeps on giving. It’s a very sweet story and to this day, it’s one of the most viewed posts at Fiction Vixen. According to my blog stats, people are directed to this post by using search terms such as:
- “middle school hussy”
- “middle school love”
- “hussy boyfriend stealer”
- “middle school love story”
- “hussy”
- “puppy love”
- “hussy, hussy, hussy”
- “puppies in middle school who are hussies and steal boyfriends”. (I totally made that one up)
You get the picture.
And speaking of picture…
The hero and heroine of the love story that will live on in Google’s index for all time: Mandi from Smexy Books and her hubby.
Ok, that’s it for this week folks. I’ve got bread to make! And a nap to take. Have a great weekend!
Love—FV
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Love Mandi’s story. It just melts my heart.
What did I tell you about mentioning that bread?? You just had to go an write a whole post on it?
I love Mandi’s story too and every time I see a key word search in our stats that says, “middle school hussy” I smile.
lol
*hides bread*
Le Douche even in audio form is still Le Douche.
Omg. Remind me to never send you embarrassing pics again! (That pic is 20 years old this April. Omg)
I’m glad I bring all the hussy seekers to your blog. LOLOLOLOL!!
Also…u slice bread so much better than I do!
Yeah, my blog would be hussy free if not for you. *cough*
And sorry for posting that pic again, I really am. (I’m not)
I am a bread artist, didn’t I tell you?
I love that picture!! (*high five*) I was 15 when I started dating my husband… Sometimes, we just luck out and find the right guy out of the gate.
That is so awesome!!
I’m on a diet right now so that bread looks like heaven!
Did I say it was delicious? I meant, ewww, pah-tewwy. Yuck. No good at all.
I am jealous of your bread maker, but I don’t need more gadgets! And Mandi’s story was so cute. <3
I resisted for a long time. But it’s really cool. You need one. Trust.
Don’t tempt me. You know I’m weak.
Anything to do with Barron’s…I am sold. What a sucker.
Me too. Hangs head in shame.
LOL! I do love those search phrases
I try not to check them very often because I get some weird ones leading to the blog. It’s best not to think about it. LOL
Ofcourse I had to go and look up Mandies story! Lovely. But ladies, you can find your love at 40 as well
Don’t give up hope if that is what you want.
A breadmaker was a big hype here in Holland a few years ago, but it never tempted me, and never will. I do wish you fun with it.
Oh come on…you know you want one.
You know I’m weak (wails) – good god I want a piece of that bread.
Oh hahaha, I thought you were going to say you were weak and wanted a piece of Barrons. LMAO!!!