In my recent interview with Juliana Stone, she mentioned that her inspiration for her character Dekkar James in her short story Black Legacy was sexy rocker Nikki Sixx. Being a big fan of 80’s metal, visions of Mr. Sixx immediately flooded my brain causing me to swoon shamelessly. There’s just something about those bad boy rockers that drove me wild back in the day. I still like looking at pics of Nikki Sixx.
How many hours did I spend screeching out the lyrics to “Looks That Kill” and “Too Young To Fall In Love”? Too many to count I’m sure. My young tender heart belonged to the sexy Crue bassist from the moment they burst onto the scene sporting giant hair, make up and leather. (If memory serves, there may have been a bit of spandex involved too but we choose to ignore that unfortunate faux pas.)
I mean, this man is sexy beyond the known boundaries of sexy-ism. He just exudes naughtiness and I can tell he a dirty talker just by looking at him. hehe
And he has a few tattoos too so that works in his favor.
So I got to thinking. Nikki must be my perfect rock star boyfriend. Never mind all “rumors” of debauchery and unsavory rock star behavior during the height of Motley Crue’s popularity. I’m willing to let bygones be bygones. I’m sure he’s settled down enough to be totally devoted to me but still retains that dirty edge of sexy I like. Right? Okay maybe not, but I still like looking at him.
And just because I’m cool (I’m not but whatever), here’s a pic of my girl-crush rock star girlfriend Gwen Stefani:
I’d grab her and kiss her but I don’t want to mess up those flawless red lips.
Being the lover of internet quizzes that I am, I set out to find a quiz that would prove my theory that Nikki Sixx is the rock god for me. I didn’t have to look far. My search results tuned up the “Who’s Your Rock Star Boyfriend?” quiz and I promptly dove in positive my results would confirm that Nikki is the man for me.
Yep, according to my trusty “Who’s Your Rock Star Boyfriend?” quiz, my rock star boyfriend is none other than…
Drum roll please…
Justin Timberlake, the Mickey Mouse Clubber
“This sweet boy- next-door will bring daisies for your mom and charm your whole family as much as he’s charmed you. Sure, he can try to act tough — but this wholesome honey is purely picket-fence at heart. He’ll take you to sporting events, give you his jacket when you’re cold and try to make the baby in the elevator smile. Big-time excitement may not be his style, but you hardly notice when he’s got out his acoustic guitar, playing the song he wrote for your little niece. Aw.”
Other matches: Chris Martin, Nick Lachey, James Blunt, Paul McCartney
Ummm…WHAT? […] “this wholesome honey is purely picket-fence at heart.” That is not at all what I had in mind! I mean, I’m old enough to be his older sister. Not that I couldn’t rock the cougar thing if I had to but still.
But then again, he does have tattoos.
And, he’s got the broody, smoldering, ridiculously serious face going on.
And he’s uh…funny.
Ok, now he’s bringin’ sexy back. I’m easy, I’ll make cougar work for me…I’ll take Timberlake!!
So now it’s your turn. Pick out your ultimate rock star boyfriend, then head over to “Who’s Your Rock Star Boyfriend?” quiz and reveal your true rock star lover. Be sure to come back here and tell me who you picked and who your “real” rock god is. Ready…GO! (make sure you have your pop-up blockers enabled, the site is a little poppy)