I’m pleased to welcome K.C. from SmokinHotBooks. She’s sharing her story of love and flatulence with all of my lucky readers today.
Take it away K.C.!
M’kay the story goes…in a far away land when KC was a size 4. I’m totally kidding. My husband and I met through the usual boring means, but our engagement story is one that we will tell our future grandchildren.
For our first year anniversary my then boyfriend whisked me away to a small mining town called Julian. KC was not feeling well that weekend as she had a horrible stomach flu and well you do the math. She wasn’t feeling all that sexy. KC was sure that Mr. KC was going to propose that weekend.
Mr. KC took my on a lovely horse ride throughout the town where I kept waiting for him to pop the question. Only every time he would look at me his eyes would tear up, not from emotion but from the horse’s rather gnarly gas. Horsie also had the stomach flu. Horsie also liked to go to the bathroom…a lot and would fart obscenely loud. After our rather short and smelly carriage ride, I was disappointed. I thought I had read all the signs. Was Mr. KC going to frigging propose or not?!
After pouting for a bit my boyfriend took me on a tour of what I think was supposed to be a winery, but as I wasn’t feeling well, it might have been a brewery. As we were driving around in his truck he decides to pull over. Meanwhile I’m hanging my head out the window like a dog, wishing my stomach flu away. He urges me to get out and “walk around”.
Me: No babe, I’m okay. I can see everything from here.
Mr. KC Oh please come out and join me.
Me: {sigh} Fiiiiiiine
I get out of the truck and Mr. KC wraps his arms around me. I feel fumbling at my back. Incensed that he was trying to cop a feel I almost turn around to give him the “stink eye” when he suddenly says, “Well do you think this is pretty?”. I gape down with my mouth open in shock. Before I can say yes, a nearby, unfenced, horse comes charging towards us at full speed. My boyfriend yanks me to the truck where we both scramble trying to avoid being trampled to death. Mr KC is not happy. Not happy at all. He pulls over and looks at me in the eye, “Well shit” + a few F-bombs. I was giggling, until he took my hand and ask me again, in his white Dodge Ram, arms resting on his scuffed upholstery, if I would marry him.
Hello, of course I said yes. He’s got the cutest set of buns this side of the coast.
The End.
Thanks somuch for sharing your hilarious story KC! I hope the honeymoon went a little…less stinky! hehe
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KC! That was so funny! Mine was a little crazy to. My mother in law proposed to me LOL! *Sigh* But that's another story.
Your mother-in-law proposed? Oh that's funny Danielle! At least you don't have to worry about MIL not liking you, sounds like she loves you!
LMFAO poor KC! Thats too funny, at least it was the horse making those noises and not you
LMAO Pixie!! Oh gosh, I have a feeling that the comments are going to be as funny as the post today HA!
OH KC, you are so right, that is a story to pass down to many many generations!! A true romance story right there!
It is to priceless to even be true, lol! And they say real life stuff like that does not happen!! Well, I am just glad that all went well! Horise and all… Priceless story!
@dyockman Hilarious!!!
@WLP sadly I had the stomack flu me and horsie we're not feeling well.
@Cecile To this day Mr KC doesn't like horsies.
That was great a story! That is a story that generations to come will really love!
Fabulous story dahling! I shall take notes for my next husband….
@Buckeye Girl Reads when I finally do have children I shall tell them how their father proposed with a farting horsie
@Queen B Sans farting horsie right?
I always say a marriage that starts with horse gas is a marriage that will last.
Love your story!!
I freakin' loved it in all of it's smelly, sweet humor. Great story KC
hee hee hee….this is awesome! I am still laughing….
LMAO! Too funny.
As soon as I seen the word "flatulence" I had to read this (my inner child start laughing and snickering). LMAO 'cuz I have seen horses do this! Being a Texas girl, I actually see this at all parades here. I actually reach up and grabbed my nose while reading this.
A truly great story, worthy of grandchildren retelling. Thanks for sharing and you were a beautiful bride!
What a funny tale! Definitely one to pass on to the grand kiddies
Love your story K.C… what a memory for the grandkids…
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I am just now getting caught up in my google reader…. wow. KC – hilarity just follows you around like a lost puppy. lol… thanks for a good giggle
KV-I think that nails it-KC/hilarity/lost puppy LOL