Happy Halloween from Fiction Vixen Book Reviews!
In honor of my two youngest daughters, ages 4 and 5, who love a good Halloween joke, we give you this:
Why did Dracula’s mother give him cough medicine?
Because he was having a coffin fit.
Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich.
What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose?